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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD (dog trainer's version?)?
Just for fun So which trainer are you?Pavlov We fed the chicken on the opposite side of the road each day at 4 p.m. until the chicken's autonomic system actually began causing the chicken to cross the road at 4 p.m. without even questioning the why.B.F. Skinner On prior occasions when the chicken voluntarily crossed the road, this behavior was followed immediately by a reinforcing consequence.Cesar Milan I bullied, chased, poked, and intimidated the chicken until it raced across the road because I am a strong leader, damn it Barbara Woodhouse You just say, " Walkies " with the right accent and place a crumpet on the other side of the road.Karen Pryor by associating R with road crossing and P with standing still, with a VR schedule, and offering a reward in keeping with the Premack principle, we increased the intensity and frequency of the road crossing behavior.Bill Koehler a few well timed pops on the choke chain and the chicken was happy to cross the road & get away from me.Nicholas Dodman I gave the chicken fluoxetine, sertraline, paroxetine, carbamazepine, and azapirone and then it just floated across the road. Patti Ruzzo I crossed the road, pausing every step to spit a treat out of my mouth like a human pez dispenser and the chicken followed along catching the treats, soon becoming morbidly obese.Electric Collar Advocate Whenever the chicken does not cross the road I give it an electric shock. But do not worry, the shock is no more than you would feel if you walked on a carpet wearing socks and it does not bother the chicken at all. The feathers standing up and the smell of burning flesh mean nothing. In fact, they are happier having nice clear communication than they would be otherwise.Yuppie Chickens are just like little people in feather jackets, and if you love them and give them diamonds and feel sorry for them all the time, they will be happy to cross the road for you.Paris Hilton Because I put it in a Gucci bag and carried it.Shelter director Any chickens that do not cross the road will be euthanized for their own good, and the others will be adopted out tomorrow for 50 cents to anyone with a pulse, no questions asked. Please send us money so we can keep doing more of this important work HSUS member We passed a law mandating that chickens be kept without cages because animals belong only in the wild and cannot be happy coexisting with man, so now they are walking wherever they want.PETA member I do not know anything about animals, I have never been around animals, but chickens have the right to live in world without roads. Any chicken that lives within a hundred miles of a road is suffering an inhumane existence and might eventually be hit by a car so we should kill it today to ensure that it does not die tomorrow.Hi Terry yes, saw it on the TDF list and a few others thought it might be funny on here. Yes, thought it might be a typo, or maybe just a misunderstanding of KP.
Trying to find a good dog trainer?
My 2yr old aussie mix needs work with focusing and paying attention when things are going on around him. It is especially hard with other dogs as he gets too excited aroused and frequently tries to I think herd them lunging and barking but not biting when they move .I am trying to find a real trainer after going through two Petsmart classes.So far I have found this atlantaobedienceclub.com from the AKC site. It says the trainers are volunteers AKC member club which gets me a little unsure.? You can teach there if you earn titles at obedience competition . Does this sound like a good training program or should I keep looking for more " professional" or personalized behavior consultant animal behaviorist?What is UD and UDX?
What kind of course or certificate do i need in order to become a dog groomer or a dog trainer?
I want to be a dog trainer in Singapore, is it possible to be one without getting certified with degrees?
I really want to be a dog trainer but I don't have the money to study overseas. So i'm wondering if I can be a dog trainer in Singapore without being certified as a Professional Dog Training Instructor? What do I have to do to become one? Does doing voluntary work at SPCA help in terms of experience with handling of dogs? What else can I do? I don't really have experience with handling dogs except for playing with my friends' dogs. Other that than, I've worked in a pet shop handling small animals. And that's all. I'm an animal lover but I guess my experience is limited. PLEASE HELP ME Any wise advice would be greatly appreciated
How to become a dog trainer in Ireland.?
id like to become a dog trainer.Can anyone tell me if thier are any courses in colleges in Ireland that offer canine behaviour studies.Ive been looking around and thier seem to be alot of them in the uk but cant find any here.some of them do offer distance learning but id imagine youd miss out on the on pratical handson training you need.
In Toronto best dog trainer?
i am getting a new new labrador. i don't wont options like has the vet or the dog breeder.
How to become a dog trainer in chicago?
How do you become a dog trainer and what sort of cost is involved?
I need a dog trainer! HELP!?
Is there a website that lists reputable dog trainers that provide services in the Los Angeles area?
What do you look for in a dog trainer?
I'm looking for a trainer. Do you think I'll be able to find a decent one that doesn't use shock prong collars and no physical correction?What do you look for in a dog trainer?Thanks Jen I'm agreeing with what Dee is saying.I'd like to see how she does without physical punishment, and it doesn't work then I guess we'd have to step it up.Dee She nips at children. We think it's a herding issues, because they've all been moving, or getting up from where they were sitting, when she did it.
How do you become a movie dog trainer?
im thinking of becoming one...im gonna graduate next year and i wanna know do you have to go to college for it? who can i contact for questions?
Service dog trainers in GA, SC, or FL?
I am getting a german shepherd puppy in January and I need to find a service dog training facility in preferably south GA or South Carolina. If necessary Florida. Can anyone give me some names and numbers? If it helps, I am needing a psychiatric assistance trained dog. Thank you
After being squirted by Sooty's water pistol, which famous dog trainer stormed off the show?
Where can i get a professional dog trainer in the medford/somerville/cambridge ma area?
i really need a professional. i've had my dog for about two weeks and i really need help training him i barely know what i'm doing. where can i find one?
Dog trainers in purnia?
i have a 4 month old female labrador puppy... she is very aggressive and i need to train her.. so where is dog trainer in purnia. please give me information
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